I do not have a pitchfork, but I know where I can get one. . .
Jon Stewart had an excellent idea for dealing with health insurance companies. He suggested we "baby-bell'em, trust bust" them. Then he suggested we villify them and chase them with pitchforks. I like that. I don't have a pitchfork, but I bet I can get one at the hardware store in town. I was going to link to just that last blurb but the whole show last night was very funny, so here you go.